Lo que pasa es que no era un buen día para el pinguinito

Maltratan al de Vista SP1 porque no comprenden el arte de ruptura. Presten atención a sutilezas como las rimas pareadas o el movimiento del coro, por todos los santos.

“Rockin’ our sales”

[solo de saxo] Last year, when Vista was new
we sold the Optimized Desktop value
that’s a pith that never fails
and you saw lots of sales!
But some enterprises said:
“Wait and see, we don’t wanna adopt early.” [-jefe con gato muerto]
Well, that’s over ’cause of SP1
and our ecosystem. [coro]

-Ch. 1-
If they have been waiting [coro]
no more hesitating; [coro]
when they see the improvements in security
the desktop and mobility [coro]
and productivity,
they’ll say, “Vista, gotta get me some.” (soooome) [-jefe con gato muerto]

Talk up our Microsoft Application
virtualization [coro],
see what’s on employees’ laptops
with AIS and MDOP [coro].
And there’s hacker and virus detection [toma al jefe con gato pero dancing]
whit Network Access Protection
and if they’re not sold yet
diagnostic and Recovery Toolset. [coro]

-Ch. 2-
If they have been waiting
no more hesitating; [coro]
when they see improvements in security
the desktop and mobility [coro]
and productivity,
they’ll say, “Vista, gotta get me some.”

And if their CEO’s laptop
gets ripped off by some thief,
there’s no worries with BitLocker
the data secure and that’s a big relief (oh, oh, oh, oooh, yeah).
[solo de saxo, moreno y bailarina/empleada excedida de peso]

-Ch. 3 & var. & climax-
If they have been waiting [coro]
no more hesitating;
they’ll see the value to their businesses…
Quota is where your focus is, [coro]
gotta get those bonuses… [efecto radio]
[Guau] “Microsoft’s sales team rocks” [-un nabo]
“And we’re gonna keep rockin’ with SP1″ [-otro nabo, dolape]
Rock our sales with Vista and SP1… [coro: mmmm]
Our ecosystem rocks!